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They didn't leave you any carrots. Go ahead and eat their hostas.

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

'We would consider a loan under these conditions: more efficient sleighs, lower reindeer emissions, no outsourcing to foreign elves.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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North Pole twinned with Amazon

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Hope...

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Everything for a buck.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."