Reindeer Handler Pillows

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight... their names are - Corona, Delta, and Omicron."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Reindeer

Christmas tree exchange

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph