Reindeer Handler Mugs

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight... their names are - Corona, Delta, and Omicron."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Christmas tree exchange

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'