Reindeer Mugs

Dear Santa...

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Covid Reindeer

"I hate recalls."

Reindeer Rest Stop

Slippery underfoot

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Reindeer Wanted

'Yeah, that's weird...the sleigh has been feeling a bit heavy ever since we left the North Pole!'

'Excellent! Now if you can just make them blink, I may have a place for both of you'

An obese Rudolph poses question:'You really didn't think SANTA eats all the cookies did you?'

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

Punk reindeer.

Reindeer

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"What the...? I said 'guide my sleigh' not 'drive my sleigh'."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Christmas tree exchange

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'