Reiki Explorer Pillows

reincarnated worm...

Turn, turn and turn.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Buddhist photo albums,

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Dancing woman

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Religion & Economics.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

"Just my luck."

The Gong

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Fakir Shrink.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

Third eye

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'It's my husband, Doctor. He makes me sick!'

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The Paranormal Society...

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"