Reiki Explorer Mugs

'I have to say I had a different impression of what Reiki is all about.'

Turn, turn and turn.

reincarnated worm...

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Buddhist photo albums,

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Dancing woman

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

The Gong

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Religion & Economics.

"Just my luck."

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Children playing percussion instruments.

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Fakir Shrink.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

Third eye

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'It's my husband, Doctor. He makes me sick!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.