Chiropractic Explorer Mugs

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Musical Web

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Interpretive napping

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."