Regulatory Official Gifts

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'I insist on my pound of flesh.'

Water, Sand, Chemicals and Evasiveness.

Pricelessly Boring

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

VW scandal

US v.s. Tech Giants

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The Nominees"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Volkswagen Scandal

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Welsh water sewage

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'