"The Nominees"
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US v.s. Tech Giants
'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules
'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'
"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"
'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"
Volkswagen Scandal
"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
'How long do we have to get in compliance?'
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
"Uh oh, here come more regulations."
'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'
"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."
"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."
'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'
VW scandal
'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'
Pollution Look
"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency
"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."
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