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Maze of legalities.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The Nominees"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Speeding Forklift

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'