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'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Now hold on, Mike. You're talking about embezzlement! And unless I'm very mistaken, that's strictly prohibited in the company's employee handbook!'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Speeding Forklift

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."