Regulation Reflector Gifts

Corona measures

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

"I've been to the office..."

"Behave sensibly!"

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Retirement...Retirement...

No Christmas Lockdown

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

In Isolation