Regulation Junkie Pillows

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

Speeding Forklift

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Obama and Congress

"We took away your right to vote on taxes. You voted 'no' too often."

'We are from the F.B.L.'

European Union versus Big Tech

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'Well, you can tell the Parliament Ethics Committee that their job is to take care of Parliament's ethics!'

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'I love being a building inspector.'

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.