Regulation Junkie Prints

'I'll serve your businessman's lunch, sir, as soon as the SEC's done examining it.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

Speeding Forklift

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Penitentiary (No Criminal Testing).

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

European Union versus Big Tech

'We are from the F.B.L.'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"We took away your right to vote on taxes. You voted 'no' too often."

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Obama and Congress

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

'Well, you can tell the Parliament Ethics Committee that their job is to take care of Parliament's ethics!'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'I love being a building inspector.'