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Hebridean Islands Council.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We only got six days of funding."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Pipe Dream.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Nature versus commerce.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Natural Disasters

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."