City Planning T-Shirts

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

Gorilla on Empire State Building tempted by helicopters carrying banana.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Planning Department.

'Henry will play Godzilla in this dramatic rendering of the structure's design integrity.'

Progress.

Town Planning Department

ACME Mutton Co.

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

"If we got rid of Central Park we could put up a lot more buildings."

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

urban agriculture

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation

'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'

"The best way to solve the parking problem at the beach is to paved it over. This will also make the beach wheelchair-accessible."

'There are some in the building who really resent those of us who have indoor parking spots.'

New Downtown Parking Ramp Grams Opening 1:00 pm. . . Ramp Full 1:30 PM.

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

City Development

'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'

'I saw you stop in a yellow box, and the council has outsourced fine collection to me.'

Urban Sprawl

Water in cities

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Washington DC planning Dept

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'It looks like suburbia has finally seceded.'

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Manchester closes its public toilets.