Regeneration Researcher T-Shirts

'It's quite a gruesome scene out here today - body parts regenerating everywhere.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Here's the problem."

New life (organ donation)

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Facial Recognition

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

COP26

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

Wrong pills

The Germ and the Sperm

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

Addiction Research Centre.

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

Climategate.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

Genetically Modified Food Research Institute

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'