Regeneration Researcher Gifts

'It's quite a gruesome scene out here today - body parts regenerating everywhere.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Here's the problem."

New life (organ donation)

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Facial Recognition

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Spying Smart TV

COP26

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

The Germ and the Sperm

Wrong pills

Monitoring the Air Quality

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

Addiction Research Centre.

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Corn Price Denialism

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

Climategate.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

Genetically Modified Food Research Institute

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'