Reflexology T-Shirts

New-Age junk diet.

A reflexology chart with all labels reading "Feet".

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"What was I thinking?!"

What else is there to wish for?

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'