Reflexology T-Shirts

New-Age junk diet.

A reflexology chart with all labels reading "Feet".

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'