Reflex Checker T-Shirts

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

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"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

The Expert

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Cyber Dream

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

TV-Mirror.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"No internet connection"

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Conspiracy theories