Mirror Checker T-Shirts

"How come you're always checking the mirrors at home, but never once in the car?!"

Driving Test Centre

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'It's an antique!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I'll take it!'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Ask A Silly Question.

The Expert

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

The quarantine self cut.

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"Work with me!"