Reflective Protector Pillows

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Save the termites.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Drop the can opener!'

Rabbits $5.

"Have they no shame?"

The Moth Menace.

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

"Hon, I'm worried. She's been out there somewhere for 3 hours."

Don

Finance Company.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while a injured cat desribes him

'I want a heavy padlock and two dead bolts on the door.'

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

You Know It's Hot When. . . Walking on the Grass Burns your Feet. . .