Painting Protector Pillows

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Trump leaving

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Save the termites.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Do something for the environment.

"See a trend?"

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'