Reflective Buddy Gifts

"Do you dwell in the wasted years behind your or the terrifying years ahead?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Is it that bad?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The overthinker"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Library

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Bro of Frankenstein

Drinking Companions

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Pizza Study Party

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

The morning after the night before.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"I love college."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."