Reflective Buddy Prints

"Do you dwell in the wasted years behind your or the terrifying years ahead?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The overthinker"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Library

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Drinking Companions

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Bro of Frankenstein

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Pizza Study Party

"I love college."

The morning after the night before.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."