Reflection On Past Year Pillows

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Remember when?... When was that?

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

It's December, and time for us to discuss the top films of the year. Today we look at documentaries. There were a couple films about our food supply. One investigated the poultry industry. As expected it's a chick flick. Another looked at the dried fruit business. It's a date movie. A film chronicling the construction of a skyscraper is enthralling. Riveting! And the biggest surprise was a film about a prison break -- We found it to be fun entertainment! It's pure escapism!

Dried Up!

Pantone Worst Color of 2020

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

'Too old to be a rising star, too young to be one of a dying breed, but just the right age to be cantankerous obstructionist.'

"Next year there will be more of the same... only different."

'Would you like your books cooked?'

No Mourners

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

"Back in my day, we wore masks, stayed six feet apart, and lived for the moments in between panic attacks."

"It's better if we don't get our hopes up."

"You're right. This is much better than putting the old calendar in the trash."

'His productivity goes way down after September!'

Getting through a trying year, but not without scars...

Man's Shadow is a Soldier.

2019 Coconut

"Well, another year is coming to a close. I'd like to thank you for a job well done, Nemesis." "I just serve coffee." "Yes, but you do it so poorly, as if you have the coordination of a two-year-old. And every word out of your mouth is vapid and narcissistic. Day in and day out, you have provided me with a slovenly example of youth that makes me feel very, very good to be old. So... good job." "Thank you for being you, loser!" "I love being important."

"Is it too late to turn back?"

Leaving Behind 2015.

New Year 2020