Yearly Reflections Pillows

Leaving Behind 2015.

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I hate performance review season."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

It's December, and time for us to discuss the top films of the year. Today we look at documentaries. There were a couple films about our food supply. One investigated the poultry industry. As expected it's a chick flick. Another looked at the dried fruit business. It's a date movie. A film chronicling the construction of a skyscraper is enthralling. Riveting! And the biggest surprise was a film about a prison break -- We found it to be fun entertainment! It's pure escapism!

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

Other things squirrels gather in the winter.

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

No Mourners

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Next year there will be more of the same... only different."

'Would you like your books cooked?'

Time is a Trap.

'We've met our goal for the year...we're still alive!'

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"You're a super performer...so you get a lollipop."

'His productivity goes way down after September!'