New Year's Reflection Pillows

"It's better if we don't get our hopes up."

"Next year there will be more of the same... only different."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"

Snowman

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"