New Year's Reflection T-Shirts

"It's better if we don't get our hopes up."

"Next year there will be more of the same... only different."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cimafunk

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"We have an acronym!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"