New Year Reflections T-Shirts

2019 Coconut

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Be Healthy

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"We have an acronym!"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Snowman

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"