Reflecting On Youth T-Shirts

Mall of ages

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The end of innocence

Active pensioner.

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

'Wow! You really do look just like your baby pictures.'

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

'Second childhood, eh?'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us

Whatever

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'He keeps us young!'

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...