Reflecting On Youth Mugs

Mall of ages

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The end of innocence

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

Active pensioner.

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Second childhood, eh?'

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

Whatever

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

'He keeps us young!'

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

The oldest swinger in town!