Childhood Reflections Mugs

"Nobody's perfect."

'I just can't believe that these are the 'Best years of my life'...'

Haircuts

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Jack in the Box

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Sliding Down the Banister

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Mall of ages

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Desk at the Horizon

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'