Referral Champion Pillows

"Wait, you want all 3 of your wishes to be about getting more referrals?"

Eco Princess

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"You can always count on me."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Introducing clean conscience products

'Her pro bono impulses are raging out of control.'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"

'To sum up, today's business world can be divided into 2 categories: companies that get it, and companies that don't!' 'Get what?' 'Make that 3 categories.'

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

'Yes, my Pilot Fish is old and pretty much useless now, but he's been with me for years: I can't just fire him...'

'It's an interesting idea, but increased literacy could lead to a free press.'

Lorry has signs saying 'No hand signals ... but I may empty my ash tray from time to time.'

"Baby it's cold outside..."

Caution: High-five area.

"I've decided to stay unobtrusive. No more offensive characterisation, no more sexism, racism, anti-capitalist rhetoric..."

"Dr. Johnson referred me to Dr. Goldberg, Dr. Goldberg referred me to Dr Brown...."

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

Probation Officer

'I'm married to my job - I just wish she was union!'