Referee Appreciator Gifts

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Mohamed Salah

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Pirate eye test

Final words on gravestones.

'What's that funny smell?'

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

My horse for a kingdom.

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

Sue Perkins

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'I love men in uniformity.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I just love your use of lying"

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Jens Stoltenberg.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"That's against the rules...."

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

"Try to be more like Mary. Mary's a real team player."

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."