Referee Appreciator T-Shirts

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Pirate eye test

Final words on gravestones.

'What's that funny smell?'

My horse for a kingdom.

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

'I love men in uniformity.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"I just love your use of lying"

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Jens Stoltenberg.

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"That's against the rules...."

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"Try to be more like Mary. Mary's a real team player."

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'