Reelection Campaign Gifts

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Save the unicorn.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The Thinker

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

George Papandreou.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

Dark money donor

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Obama of Oz.