Redhead Rebel Gifts

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

Pirates at the mall.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"What's with your hair?"

Australian punk

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The Surly Yoof

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Hipster Police Department

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Workers' Rights

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'