Redhead Rebel Gifts

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I gotta be me!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Pirates at the mall.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"What's with your hair?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

Hipster Police Department

Australian punk

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

The Surly Yoof

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Workers' Rights

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'