Redhead Pride Gifts

NOTICE ME

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Bring flag factories back to America.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Greece

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Dying your hair red at home

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

'Nobody touches chickens from Franco-Ontario!'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

"Whoa! Did you check out the redhead?"

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Redhead

Alabama, The Lizard State

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.

'Aye. I'm from Pittsburgh, mate. Ow'd ye know?'

T-shirt menage a trois.

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

Underappreciated Pride Days

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

Iowa: the new fragrance

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."