Team Pride Gifts

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The trauma of losing.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Teamwork

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Rainbow Quartet

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Jumping cheerleaders

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Strive to win!