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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

King George I

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Ask A Silly Question.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Romulus and Remus

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'The coalition of the willing.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."