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'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

One more please.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'A cheeky red?'

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"I say we move on to dessert."

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Another round?"

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Vitruvian Manatee

'Red for me, please.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Wine not?"

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

My own museum.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Christmas with Cats

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

The ghost of christmas regifting

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.