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Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Fly Fishing

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

My own museum.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

For pure exhilaration, few sports compare to piranha fishing.

Noel Fever

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'