Red Carpet Reviewer Pillows

Emma Stone caricature

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

May I have the envelope, please?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'And who are you wearing?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And who are you wearing?'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.