Red Carpet Reveler Pillows

Paparazzi at the Local Dump

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

May I have the envelope, please?

Live the Dream!

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Red Carpet

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'