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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Does this say 'transitional husband' to you?'

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Don Jr.

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

Oscars

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'And who are you wearing?'

'She'll be back!!!'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

HornyWood