Recyclopath Gifts

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Litter Pick

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Reuse it or lose it.

Green Trash

Recycling centre

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Recycling Centre

Bin Inspector

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

This is where Brent council sends you

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"