Capitalist Recycler Gifts

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Queen of Upcycling!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Recycling centre

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Sunday.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Scrapyard Worker

Al's Computer Salvage.

Veggie Princess

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

Recycled humor.

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'