Recycled Oil Aficionado Mugs

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

But is it organic?

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

US Energy Needs.

Rubbish and Everest

Car Breast-Feeding

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fuels paradise.

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Iranian Oil

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Wine Bottle Bank/Australian Wine Bottle Bank.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Oil Price

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Rising Oil Prices.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'