Recruitment Satire Reader Mugs

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

The trap

"Get me a young fella-me-lad with a jib I like the cut of."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

D. H. Lawrence

When staffing agencies screw up.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Declutter Your Life

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"I suppose I could fake it."

'I'm determined to get on that ethics committee if I have to bribe or blackmail everyone I know.'

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"...Selected for redundancy due to lengthy and unexplained absence ... blah...blah..."